Sunday, August 13, 2006

Do ever notice when sometimes you get spammed that there is some weird little except included? I'm tempted to create an entire blog from them. Here's a taste:

chalk quarry bristle-thighed
camel-shaped lath nailer
precision punch sharp-snouted
ill-favoredness ox-eyed
amrad gum clean-shaped
sunset brown life-serving

Sometimes the sentence isn't finished and I want to use it as a creative writing tool. You know where you use the first bit for inspiration/tone etc..and then finish it off.

The trial . . . I said feebly, visions of lawyers, appeals, torts
and documents dancing in my head.
There was no mercy in his voice now, no touch of the tiniest of

Floyd was my guide. Stamping in step with me along the corridors and
into the conference room.
Hi, guys! I said in cheery greeting to the far-from-friendly faces.


Blogger pitfinder said...

Here's some crap from my junk mail, make of it what you will. (Please, sow's ear/ silk purse?)

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(I don't even know what this next one was trying to say)


gutter-snipe exist logician starkey dissidence snug discriminate parcel
crabcake diatonic exasperation paranoia sound muskegon spokesmen major

(And then there's this, this was all one message and the gist is in there in the middle, but geez...)

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Terms Service Advertise document moved here. ABC News: Online news breaking feature stories more August Local Morning WeekABC Now Weather How global warming area provides Americans nearly half fruits

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War Iraq Arrested Random Killings Twist

Email: until Googles submit opens tour upload YES blog Notices Goes ::: Knowledge Power: Issue gtgt Majority

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Cresswell Trust. Bones good whats Hampshire VAs Families

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Matters Making Sure Drivers Little Skirt Books

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wore armour. dress him

Nintendo gold Cracking Acts Demands Audit Offers One Last Chance news: takes platform: NONE Talking

DoShowbiz Friends Gibson Tirade Tapes Held Mel Gibsons Wild Night Malibu

Thames Tales Toot

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By Wagon money Wheres

Food drink Film property Careers Money Bingo Aries Taurus

Cracks Higher Explored Postcard GDC Getting Deal: Focusing Matters Making

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(I have no idea what these people hoped to accomplish with these. It's a bit like mailing a dead animal or rotting veggies to someone. That's illegal here, this stuff isn't.)

9:45 PM  
Blogger earthkissed said...

Wow, pitfinder gets/reads a lot more junkmail then I do... When I see crap in my inbox, I just delete it without opening it as a general rule..

11:16 PM  

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