I am about to embark upon the nightmare that is 'flat packed furniture'. Uh huh, you know what I'm talking about. And I will curse Terence Conran every minute of the way for inventing such a thing to make stylish furniture available to the masses NOW! Personally, I would have happily waited three weeks for a fully assembled set of bunk beds to arrive on my doorstep. Damn those young 1950s newlyweds with their impatience and pre-child disposable incomes!